Irish cherry bomb

You bang a chick on her period and finish in her throat.

Hey bro, I gave her the "Irish cherry bomb" last night. I didn't know she was bleeding until we started banging and she wanted to swallow it all.

by Jimbo slices July 3, 2023

irish furries

kinda mid

its so mid u could call it irish furries

by LOLSIEWOLSIESX3NUZZLESONU July 19, 2023

Irish Mudslide

When you take a shot down someone’s butthole while they simultaneously shit in your mouth.

“I needed to shit at the restaurant and my wife snuck a shot of whiskey into the family bathroom to Irish mudslide that turd”

by anonymous August 5, 2023

Irish Rectal Exam

It's where you do 2 shots of Jameson, drink a pint of Guinness, then stick your finger in your own arse!

I was bloody pissed, so I did an Irish Rectal Exam.

by Shaftblaster August 8, 2023

irish cookies

when a big Canadian man yells for irish cookies

“DAAAAD! ME WANt IRISH COOKIES”

by gian-carlo vellutino August 18, 2023

irish top hat

When ur best mate leaves his Guinness unattended and you dip the head of ur penis into his glass.

Travis set his Guinness down to retrieve his darts. Billy took full advantage and gave him an "Irish Top Hat"!

by billdur79 August 20, 2023

Irish sprain

A painful ache located in the temporomandibular joint or joint of the jaw and is caused due to muscle atrophy. This affliction predominantly affects adult males of Irish descent and occurs when laughing or smiling.

Stop making me laugh, you’re going to give me an Irish sprain.

by Ender3030 October 11, 2023