Pirate-Eyed 

The condition of only being able to use one eye to obtain any kind of visual clarity, the other being shut. Can be brought on by excessive alcohol, opiate, or benzodiazepine use.

<drunk guy a> ugh god man i'm so pirate-eyed i ain't see shit, this whole place looks flat *trips over something*
<benzo'd guy a> i really would like to read this book but this is inconvenient
<opiate'd guy a> ..........

Pirate-Eyed by DavidTheRave June 23, 2015

one-eyed wet willy 

The act of spitting on the head of your one-eyed monster and then jiggling it around in someone's ear. A true feat of legend for any wet willy enthusiast!

Clinton "holy shit you actually achieved the one-eyed wet willy?"

Brandon "Man I spat on my cock and jiggled it around in my girlfriends ear, she was hella pissed."

Clinton "Holy shit dude you actually achieved the one-eyed wet willy?"

one-eyed wet willy by cubbi54 October 4, 2015

one eyed wiggling welshman 

Penis

He was naked the whole party wandering around showing his one eyed wiggling welshman

one eyed wiggling welshman by DonyTornberry April 19, 2016

stripper eye 

An infection of the eye which is caused by body glitter and or oils which contaminate the clients facial region..

I have woke up with stripper eye which is all red inflamed eye after being in a gentlemans club last night!!

stripper eye by Enterprise True Lad September 3, 2016

Tapatio Eye Syndrome 

Tapatio Eye Syndrome is when you get Tapatio hot sauce in your eye, either on accident or purpose, on the eyelids the sensation can be described as similar to a very bad sunburn. Tapatio eye syndrome causes the eyes to water and in extreme cases may cause blurry vision. Many believe that it's a myth, or that people are weak/overreacting.. until it happens to them.

person 1: up until this very moment i never knew tapatio eye syndrome was real, is this what hell feels like??

person 2: i told you bro, it's real!

Tapatio Eye Syndrome by tapatiolove July 2, 2016

cross eyed crippler 

When you cum so hard that your eyes cross, your legs shake, and you become temporarily crippled.

That girl was so good she gave me a cross eyed crippler.

cross eyed crippler by peanutbuttermansux August 20, 2016

frog eyed 

The effect of some drugs (acid, magic mushrooms, mdma etc.) When your pupil's dilate and give you a black glassy look to your eyes.

Did you see billys eyes yesterday? Yeah man he was still a frog eyed this morning

frog eyed by AstroTripAdvisor February 2, 2017