electricugly

The opposite of Electricute

“Shut your electricugly ass up”
“What in the fuck is electricugly”

by anonymous January 7, 2023

Electric Mudslide

When you’re having repetitive farts that sound wet and then turn out to be sharts and bouts of diarrhea.

“Hold on Sid, I’m about to ::let’s out a long rumbling wet fart::…oh crap that was an Electric Mudslide!” ::proceeds to run to the bathroom to finish on the toilet and then shower::

by rara yehyeh January 8, 2023

election

1- A formal and organized choice by vote of a person for a political office or other position.
2- Candidacy for the first term of a political office or other position.

Election refers to the first term.

by KWY789 January 17, 2023

elected

When someone or something wins the first term.

That person was elected.

by KWY789 January 17, 2023

electric showboating

the obscene & dangerous, potentially destructive & wasteful effort to make your life more a life aquatic by recklessly driving your Tesla through floodwaters in a disaster area while blasting the song, I’m on a Boat,” at volume 11.

Oh look everybody, Elon is out electric showboating in his Cybertruck again, who does he think he is, Steve Zissou?

by Stu Cherbourg January 18, 2023

Electriglue

A fundamental property of electricity used by like all the popular computer companies that allows the entanglement of electronics with a high bandwidth of storage to approximate the exact users individual preferences that way advancing an incredibly frequent usage and investment that augments the specimen with their new electronic vital organ that requires future upgrading. Also computer cum.

Hey my electriglue senses are starting to tingle so I'm gonna go head over to the commode where I'll take a tinkle on my screen.

by Professor PMI January 19, 2023

Electrician Underground

Dope educational system that provides users with access to all of the training required in an electrical apprenticeship program for the relative cost of a value meal per month.

Available worldwide. To anyone, anytime, anywhere. No applications.

Ex. 1: Do not waste your time or money at a community college when Electrician Underground provides a superior curriculum at a fraction of the cost.

Ex. 2: Bro, my 16 year old brother already passed the journeyman test. Electrician Underground is for real!

Ex. 3: I live in Sudan, Africa. Electrician Underground taught me all about electrical theory and installation practices.

by Braintank January 26, 2023