cunt plug 

Another word for tampon.

Girl - "Just need to go change my cunt plug"
Boy - "Ewww, gross"

cunt plug by Spuff April 26, 2006

Cunt-Punt 

The act of kicking a woman in her genital region.

That chick pissed me off so I gave her the cunt-punt.

Cunt-Punt by Big Dave Sully January 2, 2013

Cunt Simple

To be completely oblivious to one's self worth, being complete slave to the cunt, taking it dry,the owner of the cunt(who controls the life of the poor cunt simple bastard)controls everything the dumbass does. Very common in South Western Canada, particular anywhere pussy lives.

Daryl is the most cunt simple mother fucker I've ever seen, his balls shrivelled up and his dick's now a mangina.

Cunt Simple by Pure Evil July 5, 2008

Cunt County 

A place where mean, spoiled, rude, lying inconsiderate sluts come from.

A few different examples:

1) Go back to Cunt County Tayler...

2) Rhonda, I think you are going to miss your train back to Cunt County.

3) "Hey Josh, why was that girl so mean to you?"
"I dunno jarrod, i guess she was born and raised in Cunt County"

Cunt County by Joshua Danger August 22, 2008

Cunt jockey

One who rides cunts for a living.

j:Who is that man over there flirtin with all those chicks?
m: oh thats jose. he is just a cunt jockey.

Cunt jockey by htbjsg June 8, 2010

cunt clown 

Noun: A guy who becomes completely uncollected, unrecognizable to his friends and just plain dopey while in the presence of mind numbingly beautiful girls.
Verb: (Cunt Clowning) The afore mentioned guy in the process of making a total ass of himself as engaged in the futile pursuit of a girl so amazing it hurts to look at her. Usually while simultaneously ignoring his friends.

1. Freddy is such a ridiculous cunt clown when he goes clubbing! Last time we were here he got shut down every time; those broads were way out of his league.
2. (a) Where did that asshole Freddy go, he's
sponsoring this fucking round!
(b) See that goddess at the end of the bar?
(a) Yeah?
(b) He's over there cunt clowning again. Yep,
he fancies himself quite a swordsman.
(a) God, what an asshole.

cunt clown by Jesus Tap Dancin' Christ June 29, 2010

Cunt Scraper

Technical name for Gynaecologist

I've gotta go to see my cunt scraper, my cunt is a bit yeasty.

Wouldn't mind a good cunt scrape, my cunt is very cottage cheesy.

Cunt Scraper by Andrew Shillington October 21, 2010