cunt of a thing

can be used to describe something or someone that is not doing what they should. mainly used when swearing at machinery,cars etc.
occasionally used to describe persons that are intolerable.

This cunt of a thing won't start.
That dopey Cunt of a thing chris has done it again, been lurking around fucking everything up, making a real ass of himself.

by mmmmaaaccckkkyyy January 17, 2009

stunned cunt

Someone who is damn ignorant and deserves a beat down. Often used on the ice in hockey in the heat of battle.

"Nice fucking slash you stunned cunt! Try that again and I'll beat the living piss out of you!"

by squirrelly May 9, 2003

cunt cavalier

A male or female who is always in search of new pussy and getting pussy from whoever the hell they can, usually picking up many sexually transmitted diseases.

Damn Levi, Josh is sure a cunt cavalier he is always getting pussy from bitches. Connor thinks he is a cunt cavalier but his ass is trippen he dont get shit.

by Connor, Levi, Josh June 1, 2006

Trump Cunt

Someone who says something racist, homophobic, sexist or overall idiotic.

Girl 1: No offence or anything, but black lesbians should not ok.

Girl 2: Don't be a trump cunt, homie.

by ForTheHorde867 November 22, 2015

connected cunt

a bad ass motherfucker who has many shifty contacts

Jay: Oh I wouldn't disrespect him if I were you

Morris: Why the fuck not ?!

Jay: He's a connected cunt

by DrCuntface March 25, 2010

Slut cunt

A name for a girl your boyfriend/fiance/husband cheated on you with.

eww lonnie P is the biggest slut cunt ever i cant belive anybody would even hit that fatass
Yo samm Q is an obease midget how did she get laid

by XdahmerX December 24, 2010

cunt it down

Used when you really need to tell someone (guy OR girl) to TONE DOWN their bitchy self-righteous attitude.

Bitch: you really need to apologize to me NOW. no, really right now! why are you being such a jerk, blah blah blah.... i hate you.... don't talk to me like that. are you listening to me?!

You: WOW! CUNT IT DOWN!

by renzTHE August 1, 2010