Crotch Jerky

When she’s not in the mood or dry in the vaginal area.

Damn my girl has have been having hella crotch jerky lately she’s s never in the mood.

by Eatmijello July 18, 2018

Crotch pilot

When you grab your crotch and move your hand up and down controlling your movements. Your piloting your crotch to the best feeling you will ever have.

I’m going to go crotch pilot here soon. Or hey you can control my crotch tonight, be my crotch pilot

by Crotch pilot September 14, 2018

Crotch Bonus

Little bits of leftover klingons when one does not shower well.

She and I went to a hotel and showered preparing for wild sex and when I was going down on her I found some crotch bonuses.

by Fooledbybeauty September 20, 2018

Crotchety cunt

Someone who has just bummed their cousin and Is going on the run because of it even though the girl FUCKING liked it and it was her FUCKING idea

Randal:Oi m8 ave u seen garry I do want 2 giv him some cheeky bum sex.
Clarence:Nah m8 he's a crotchety cunt now

by Ur nonce of a cousin October 13, 2018

Clitchy

Feeling bitchy due to lack of sex

I really need to get laid as I'm starting to feel clitchy.

by Freak273 August 29, 2018

Crotch Country

The horrendous smell that arises from ones crotch after a long distance jog.

She had really bad crotch country after that 8 mile run today.

by The longest D September 6, 2018

Crotch Dog

In politics when a partisan claims that they are a 'watch dog' but somehow they never expose the lies, frauds and crimes of those that they support they can be called a 'crotch dog' instead of a watch dog.

The Mayor's watch dog Steve exposes the lies of every politician except for the Mayor... that's because Steve isn't a watch dog he's a crotch dog who likes to sniff the Mayoral Balls.

by Holly from OKCupid October 20, 2018