carpet juice

The dripping delicious delight from a women’s bush hair.

Jake:”Hey did you see the latest episode of THE LAST HAIR, bro he sucked her carpet juice right off!”

by MegaHighSchoolLevelGay January 16, 2021

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Carpetbagger

In the post-US Civil War South, carpetbaggers were Northerners who moved to the South to take advantage of the unstable social, financial, and political climate. They were called "carpetbaggers" to imply that they were such poor, transient characters that they merely moved south carrying all their possessions in a carpet-bag. A carpet-bag, by the way, isn't a bag for carrying carpet, but a soft-sided suitcase or satchel made out of carpet.

Jacob, moved to the South, to take advantage of what he deemed as uneducated idiots, easily taken advantage of.
His Carpetbagger ways, got him tared & feathered, then run out of town on a rail...

by Scuffed Princess Bubbles January 28, 2021

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Cape Carteret

A suburb of nothing full of idiots, transplants, and bubbas (the north carolina trio of the damned) who think a leased "luxury" pickup truck and mortgage on a 300k tract home is a sign of wealth.

Cape Carteret truly is the land of the 80k a year millionaire.

by jennitayla69 March 20, 2021

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carpet butter

all that creamy shit that accumulates in your pubous, especially after coitus and on a particularly hairy individual

musty mf 1: "dude....I needa shave.... every time I have sex, I get mad carpet butter"
musty mf 2: "are you serious bro? you should use my coupon code for dollar shave club"

by 254goblinz March 20, 2021

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