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Chris Angel 

The act or "illusion" of disappearing to your bed after a long evening. Usually associated with intoxication or in some cases extreme tiredness.
"Dude, you totally pulled a Chris Angel last night and disappeared!"

"My mom Angels to bed every night without a trace, sometimes she returns in a mid-Angel to quiet us down."

"Where's Jerry going?"

-"He's Angeling."
Chris Angel by Cleese August 1, 2012
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bestie angel cakes 

A loving name for a best friends to take place of the homo-sounding "baby cakes" mostly meant for teenage girls. Referring to them as your sweet angelic bestie (best-friend).
I'll miss you bestie angel cakes...
bestie angel cakes by eerikaanne1298 February 23, 2011

Fallen Angel 

The title bestowed upon one who has mastered the art of anal prolapsing to the point where they can make it prolapse on command, causing their "angel" to fall. This is because in the Vatican, Pope Urban II recruited an elite task force of men with stretchy asses to whip that shit around in the Crusades. They would attack their enemies, like Beyblades with unparalleled force, cracking their skulls indiscriminately.
Man, did you hear Pope Francis just recruited more Fallen Angels? Looks like he wants to reclaim Jerusalem lol.
Fallen Angel by NaughtyBoyardi February 24, 2020

Naked snow angel 

A dance move..... hands draw the shape of an angel in front on you (like a figure of eight) whilst shaking vigorously, as if cold (of as if dancing to a "techno tune).
When the music reaches your soul......break it down with a naked snow angel!

Lips Of An Angel  

a HORRIBLE "rock" song, by the band Hinder. The talents to sing this song are absent, if not...very minimal. The vocals are similar to a 62 year old man in a retirement home with lung cancer.

Played, enjoyed, and listened to every night at the bar by fat losers who dropped out of a community college after one year. Commonly when they get off their shitty jobs for the night.

Rich: Yo Hinder is on tour and they're coming to New Jersey, wanna go?

Ryan: Who are they?

Rich: They sing that song " Lips of an Angel ."

Ryan: I wouldn't pay any money to see them! Hell, I wouldn't go even if you payed for my ticket, plus PAYING ME the face value of the ticket!

Rich: aw, man...

Chris Angel 

"Dude, Chris Angel kicks David Blaine's ass."
Chris Angel by darealmindfreak June 11, 2006