asian timeline

the asian timeline is when your asian parents round the time to the nearest half hour or hour. they always round up.

asian timeline

time: 10:35
dad: what are you still doing up? it's 11:00!

by big asian man March 30, 2020

asian timothy

This is for timothys that are asian trying to search up their name but all that comes up is some bullshit about a southern accent

omg you seached up timothy and your asian? nah you gotta seach up asian timothy

by Master117boss September 05, 2019

Flaming Asian Stevesome

When a red head, Asian , and 3 guys named Steve are in a car together with brewing sexual tension

I thought I was straight till I had a Flaming Asian Stevesome

by Maverick motyka January 27, 2023

Asian Swedish Dragon Fruit Fish

Asian Swedish Dragon Fruit Fish

See, I told you Asian Swedish Dragon Fruit Fish are real, Andrea. Stop disrespecting my culture.

by Andrea the Hater December 11, 2019

Asian goodbye

When you Irish Goodbye a conversation mentally but you are still physically present, so you just sit quietly in the room.

I Asian goodbyed this convo when you started talking about podcasts.

by June 17, 2023

hennessy asian

an asian person who is probably from nyc, the bay, or socal who is ghetto and dosent act the the typical asian; the opposite of a boba asian

Asked my asian homie if he wanted aux, he played mike sherm… these fucking hennessy asians man.

by xetroclarberec May 20, 2024

Light asian

an asian that acts like a lightskin

"Yea that guy shawn's a light asian"

by willshawn August 07, 2020