wafflestomp

the female version of cockblocking

"Kelly kept HANGING AROUND when I was flirting with Mike, she was even jumping into our conversation! Like, hello, quit wafflestomping. You're a third wheel."

by samlover316 January 23, 2012

belgium waffles

It is when a male hardcore cums on a women's breasts that is from Belgium. The man then pees and poops on the women's chest(maple syrup) Then you invite another woman over to eat the waffles

Yo dude my woman said she was hungry, so I gave her some fresh belgium waffles

by shaffey25 March 31, 2009

toaster waffle

a waffle that is toasted

grace: im going to make me a toaster waffle (hillybilly accent)

by jebend sally May 31, 2009

Blue waffle

Blue waffles is a sex disease we're your dick or pussy has these blue bumps it's like herpes but worse it looks like blue cheese #have fun eating waffles

Girl/before we have sex I got dat BW
Boy/what is bw
Girl/it's DAT blue cheese (blue waffle)
Boy/OH I LOVE BLUE CHEESE MAN I'M EATING DAT BW
Girl/oh OK have at it pulls Dow her pants

Boy/OH FUCK THAT SHIT IT'S ALL OVER YOUR PUSSY THAT BLUE CHEESE I'M NOT EATING DAT

by Ded eye August 14, 2017

Waffle Stomp

To crush an unopened horizontal beer can on the ground with foot, causing the alcohol to blast into anothers mouth/face/ENTIRE BODY

Hey Erik...Would you like to waffle stomp a beer?

Of Course Kyle, The indy 500 is a wonderful place to demonstrate a successful waffle stomp.

Oh Erik...Do you mind if I video tape this waffle stomp on my camcorder so we can re-view it in super slow-mo at my house repeatly at a later date?

No Drew...I think that this world needs to know what a waffle stomp is. Also, I think that it will be quite funny.

by Ingrown Naked Mallrat Jr. March 22, 2009

Waffles

1.a weird girl

2. sometimes shy, sometimes spastic, kinda really really crazy

3. cool kid

4. artistic kid

5. want to be hippie

"i'm waffles biotch .... WOO!" said Waffles.

by Sir Ama Eciyoj March 7, 2008

waffle

Any person that has not been baptized and does not plan on it. This nickname is the result of the creation of the nickname Doughtnut, as well as others like Muffin, Bagel, and French Toast. (Look only at the definitions provided by 'Relic' to see what each means when used as a nickname.)

I am a waffle, and I am proud.

by Relic January 15, 2005