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Walk the Pink Flamingo

The act of masturbating, for a male. The penis is like a proud pink flamingo, and nothing could be finer than taking it out for a stroll at least once a day.
Dude, did you see the cleavage that Donna was showing? I am definitely going to walk the pink flamingo when I get home.
by badscooter July 9, 2010
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Walk-Up Cup

The plain indiscrete cup you fill with your favorite adult beverage to consume while you walk from your tailgate gate location and the concert event entrance.
Rick: Come on let's go, we need to get inside before they take the stage.

John: Hold on I just need to fill up my walk-up cup before we leave with another jagerbomb.
by Drunkle Rick September 22, 2009
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Office walk of shame

She kisses ass in the boardroom: “Yes! Yes! Great idea, boss.”

Then, as she walks back to her desk, she realizes it’ll never work, but now it’s her responsibility. She is filled with regret.

It’s called the office walk of shame.
Her hair and lipstick are still perfect but upon exiting the elevator it was obviously the office walk of shame
by lelanielovelox February 21, 2011
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Taking Astro for a Walk

Looking like you're working, with no chance of any kind of productivity.

A reference to George Jetson walking the family dog, Astro, on a treadmill.
Eric: Hey, Dan is working hard on those business processes.
Sharon: You watch, he won't deliver anything
Eric: You mean, he's just taking Astro for a walk?
by BlueLew January 14, 2010
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walk down the street

To cut yourself up and down the artery, as opposed to across the street (across your wrist artery)
Emo kid: I'm gonna take my knife and walk down the street
2nd Emo: Alright, see you there mi hombre *takes knife and cuts self and dies and bleeds to death*
by soren910 November 8, 2008
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john wayne walk

The red arse, slow, saddle sore walk you do after a raping
He took such a fat beating on Halo2, he's gunna be walking like john wayne
by Jiggaman April 14, 2005
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walking on thin ice

When ur chances and opportunities are at risk... so it's best to remain calm and quiet....
"This judge is pissed and is giving everyone fines. .. u already made several out burst, so it may be best u stay quiet, ur already "walking on thin ice"..
by Khalilah Graham April 15, 2014
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