badscooter's definitions

White Lunch

The act of ejaculating a load of semen into someone's mouth. The semen is white and loaded with protein, so it can make a satisfying lunch.

We were in the office so we couldn't go all the way, but I was able to give Donna a white lunch.

by badscooter June 10, 2010

Flop the Lizard

The act of urinating, for a male only (females don't have lizards).

"Hold that thought, I just need to flop the lizard. I'll be right back"

"Jamie drank a six pack almost by himself. He just ran out back to flop the lizard big time.

by badscooter July 9, 2010

Walk the Pink Flamingo

The act of masturbating, for a male. The penis is like a proud pink flamingo, and nothing could be finer than taking it out for a stroll at least once a day.

Dude, did you see the cleavage that Donna was showing? I am definitely going to walk the pink flamingo when I get home.

by badscooter July 9, 2010