Definitions by badscooter

Flop the Lizard 

The act of urinating, for a male only (females don't have lizards).

"Hold that thought, I just need to flop the lizard. I'll be right back"

"Jamie drank a six pack almost by himself. He just ran out back to flop the lizard big time.

Flop the Lizard by badscooter July 9, 2010

Walk the Pink Flamingo 

The act of masturbating, for a male. The penis is like a proud pink flamingo, and nothing could be finer than taking it out for a stroll at least once a day.

Dude, did you see the cleavage that Donna was showing? I am definitely going to walk the pink flamingo when I get home.

Walk the Pink Flamingo by badscooter July 9, 2010

White Lunch 

The act of ejaculating a load of semen into someone's mouth. The semen is white and loaded with protein, so it can make a satisfying lunch.

We were in the office so we couldn't go all the way, but I was able to give Donna a white lunch.

White Lunch by badscooter June 10, 2010