Noun
Definition: A *MASSIVE* turd of high density, weight, and size. It resembles an Orbital Ballistic Projectile, which is a GIANT rod of metal (often Tungsten) launched from a satellite orbiting the planet. Due to the extraordinary amount of kinetic energy that builds up as it falls to earth, when they impact, these OBPs can have the same power as a nuclear weapon minus the fallout. This type of poop may need a super plunger or a toilet snake if they become lodged within the pipes. They usually also hurt like hell. It may take hours for the stench of an OBP Turd to clear from a bathroom.
Definition: A *MASSIVE* turd of high density, weight, and size. It resembles an Orbital Ballistic Projectile, which is a GIANT rod of metal (often Tungsten) launched from a satellite orbiting the planet. Due to the extraordinary amount of kinetic energy that builds up as it falls to earth, when they impact, these OBPs can have the same power as a nuclear weapon minus the fallout. This type of poop may need a super plunger or a toilet snake if they become lodged within the pipes. They usually also hurt like hell. It may take hours for the stench of an OBP Turd to clear from a bathroom.
Steve: "Dude, you alright in there?"
Josh: "I don't know dude, I just unleashed an O.B.P. Turd in your toilet."
Steve: "Is it broken?"
Josh: "No, it's still in one piece."
Steve: "I meant my toilet..."
Josh: "I don't know dude, I just unleashed an O.B.P. Turd in your toilet."
Steve: "Is it broken?"
Josh: "No, it's still in one piece."
Steve: "I meant my toilet..."
by the forbidden fro November 09, 2011
1. Someone who is extremely annoying and proceeds to annoy by engaging in such activities as saying your name twenty-three times n a row to get your attention.
2. Someone who finds pleasure in gargling a turd.
2. Someone who finds pleasure in gargling a turd.
1. What is you're problem! You have followed me for the past 2 minutes you turd-gargler!
2. Whoa, is Matthew a turd-gargler?
2. Whoa, is Matthew a turd-gargler?
by not a turd-gargler April 21, 2009
When one person raises their ass and body straight up (vertical) and spreads their ass cheeks while the other scissors them, in a standing position, and pushes a turd out of their ass and into the others. 😂😂😂🤢
You know that hot chick that works at McDonald's? I took her home last night and that freak let me Turd Ferguson her. The window was cracked and it was cold out, you should have seen the steam rolling off that thing. A turd Ferguson with a hint of Cleveland steamer.
by JEBSR73 January 17, 2022
verb; the act of snorting, sniffing, or sucking nerds out of another person's anus, ass crack, or general rectal area
by peaches87 April 13, 2010
It's been a couple of years since we've had the septic tank pumped out, so we made a phone call, and out came the Turd Burglar to deal with all of my shit.
by Smilesandspace June 15, 2015
by kalosianlitten December 28, 2021
You are turd munching again!
by steaton September 27, 2018