cup of tea and a biscuit

cup of tea and a biscuit-to go have quick sex at a hotel and biscuit indicates an oral act.
-would you like to go for a cup of tea and a biscuit at that hotel darling!

to ask a possible person for quick perfect or near perfect sex at a hotel and biscuit indicates oral sex.comes from middle bro England.cup of tea and a biscuit.

by don 12 December 21, 2013

boston tea party

The act of giving multiple tea bags to a drunk or unsuspectioning individual.

Last night Joey got drunk again. So for a joke me and 8 of my friends took turns in a massive boston tea party.

by smokes.int July 11, 2008

The English Cream Tea

A traditional Cream Tea is Cream and Jam on a Scone with a pot of Tea, a modern take of it involves a male fucking his woman whilst she is on her period, he pulls out with a bloody cock, the jam, she then proceeds to jack him off, when he cums she stems the flow so that it trickles down his cock, the cream, the male then wipes his cock covered in blood and cum, the jam and cream, between the womans ass cheeks, the scone, then eats the jam and cream from the scone before ending by pissing all over the woman, the tea.

I performed The English Cream Tea on betty last night, it was hella messy, but damn tasty.

by tanski27 March 17, 2011

green tea

Usually a term for Porn or Pornography

by Anonymous April 19, 2003

coffee tea or me

A date with a person you find attractive that does not involve alchohol or food, usually sex follows.
brunch trade gay

Hey Jase, what are you doing.
Jason: nothin
Mark: meet you at the espresso bar, coffee tea or me

by someone famous April 01, 2008

Eskimo Iced Tea

Urine, served over ice and angostura bitters.

Pour me an Esjie tea, baby?

by skirtlifter January 10, 2005

Arizona Iced Tea

Cheap beverage purchased solely for a extreme dose of sugar.

In other words, the underage 40oz.

Let's get hammered Gangsta!
You're 12.
Yeah, uh, ill just have an Arizona Iced Tea.

by lordofpineapple August 23, 2009