nerd turding

verb; the act of snorting, sniffing, or sucking nerds out of another person's anus, ass crack, or general rectal area

i heard that jamal is a real freak he went to that girl's house the other day to go nerd turding

by peaches87 April 14, 2010

turd biscuit

a derogatory term for someone who doesn't agree with what is being said at the time.

Pete "An MVP of this feature would be really lean"
Imraan "..erm no.. this is vertical slice of a turd biscuit"

by DevsDontPeeOnTheFloor February 25, 2014

Anchor Turd

'Anchor Turd' is a term used by normal people to describe the common denominator of conversation with a radical American conservative. When a radical conservative mentions the primacy of his ideals over those of others the only point in common can be summarized with the most basic of bodily functions.

This term is a broad term in response to the specific term 'anchor baby' a term used by anti-immigration reductionists in the United States to describe a child born in the U.S. to illegal immigrants--especially referring to Mexican illegal aliens.

When a Tea Party activist tried to discuss the importance of traditional marriage of a natural man and a natural woman I threw down my anchor turd so we'd actually have something to discuss.

by FlyGerm August 6, 2010

Turd basket

The toilet, a.k.a. the porcelain throne. A place in which to deposit fecal matter.

That casserole didn't agree with me. I gotta go fill up the turd basket.

by Jonathan Footpenis May 29, 2017

Moses turd

A turd that parts the water when you flush and refuses itself to go down, even after multiple flushes.

I can’t even use the bathroom because mom left a huge Moses turd.

by SgtSapper May 31, 2019

Turd-cutter

Turd cutter

A metal coat hanger hidden in a bathroom to cut abnormally large turds into smaller flushable chunks.

God I'm glad you had a turd-cutter in the bathroom Rick, otherwise that loaf I dropped was just going to be unflushable.

by Dutch gerth February 10, 2021

Turd Ferguson

When one person raises their ass and body straight up (vertical) and spreads their ass cheeks while the other scissors them, in a standing position, and pushes a turd out of their ass and into the others. 😂😂😂🤢

You know that hot chick that works at McDonald's? I took her home last night and that freak let me Turd Ferguson her. The window was cracked and it was cold out, you should have seen the steam rolling off that thing. A turd Ferguson with a hint of Cleveland steamer.

by JEBSR73 January 17, 2022