Cool Cock Sock

A Cool Cock Sock is a solo sex move. Performing it only requires 3 simple steps.

1. Masturbate, and cum into a sock. Save for later.

2. Masturbate again later into the same sock.

3. As you cum the second time, enjoy the refreshing coolness of your previous cum on your cock.

*Repeat steps 2 and 3 as many times as desired.

Thus is the Cool Cock Sock.
This move is useful for long porn-viewing sessions, when multiple masturbations are necessary.

Person 1: "Dude, I jerked off 3 times in a row last night watching lesbian porn."

Person 2: "Damn man, your cock must be sore!"

Person 1: "Nah man, I used a Cool Cock Sock, I feel great!"

by CMKTBH April 28, 2010

AP Hot Sock

When you ejaculate into a sock and microwave it until very, very hot.. then swing it fiercely and slap somebody in the face with it.

"dude i just gave Ryan an AP hot sock and he puked then walked home.

by TKnucks12 May 3, 2011

kangaroo sock hop

Version A: When a girl is wearing ugg boots and you bust a load in them and then force the girl to wear them while you fuck her.

Version B: When you are fucking a girl and you are about to bust you pull out and shoot it into her ugg boots. you then make her wear the boots for the rest of the day.

Jordan: Ayo girl lemmee give you a kangaroo sock hop right quick!

Girl: Not today i just finished cleaning them out since last time..

by BootyDew April 26, 2010

keep your socks on

Keep your socks on at all times , if you’re caught without wearing socks on your feet that immediately defines you as gay.

Jeremy: ‘oh my god did you hear about matthew?’

Adrian ‘no, what happened?’
Jeremy: ‘he was caught not wearing socks! Gay prick’

Adrian ‘hahaha, that is why you should always keep your socks on’

by ilovesugardaddies19 May 3, 2020

porn feet socks

When porn actors have been wandering around the set in white socks and then film, dirty sock bottoms sticking out for the world to see in every scene.

Damn, look at your nasty porn feet socks! Put your shoes back on, don't be walking around my house with those skanky things.

by Lily Stevens June 28, 2011

Rock in a tube sock

A rock in a tube sock is when the females' breasts are so saggy it looks like a rock in a large tube sock.

damn, I fucked this girl and her tits were like a rock in a tube sock

by Chunkybuddha January 14, 2009

Girls Red Sock

A girl on their period would use a sock if they did not have a pad.

"OH SHIT; I LEAKED"
*takes off sock*
*Sock turns Red*
Girls Red Sock = Emergancy.

.....
End Story.

by LKSJGHSOPIDUB November 27, 2007