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donald trump smoke detector 

When your smoke detector's battery gets low, and it makes unwanted tweets all night.
What happened to the smoke detector last night? I kept hearing these stupid little tweets all night long. Oh, the battery is dying, so it became a Donald Trump Smoke Detector.

Smoke a mids blunt 

The ultimate insult given to a person who cannot get any dank and proceeds to purchase a small quantity of mids specifically for the purpose of rolling and smoking. Use of such an insult should not be taken lightly, unless the person does indeed smoke mids blunts all day everyday.
Luke: I had sex with your mother last night
Brent: Smoke a mids blunt

"I wish i had a fat mids blunt to smoke until i die from smoking too many mids blunts"
Smoke a mids blunt by Juaqeen November 30, 2011

Smoke That Shit 

"Smoke That Shit"

"that shit" - refers normaly to Hemp, but can be any other smokeble matrial out there

so smoke that shit means = smoke that joint
SON, I'M DISAPPOINTED, DID YOU SMOKE THAT SHIT!?

poll smoker

Man danny is such a poll smoking faggo
poll smoker by TonyMontana May 25, 2003

Blowing smoke 

It means to leave a situation, such as the pub or workplace.

Its a technique used in the army to leave a situation under the cover of a smokescreen. Usually during tank manoeuvres.
"Right, I'm blowing smoke."

"What time are you blowing smoke?"

"in about 15 minutes."
Blowing smoke by Fm J. November 16, 2010

black smoke 

a black guy that smokes
White man 1: Hey man is that a black smoke over there?
White man 2: I think so white man 1
White man 1: ok i thort so
black smoke by brandon boyles October 29, 2007