short eyes

prison jargon for porno material

"I'll trade you my P&J for your short eyes."

by ella enchanted May 11, 2006

short end of the stick

A small cock

"Wait a minute Jack, I've been in prison for three years. If she's been getting the short end of the stick, maybe she'd like to go a couple of laps around the track with us!"

by brendan June 27, 2004

short

any small or large sum of money.

I went to pick up a short from my grandmother.

by douglas baxter April 30, 2008

Ride the short bus both ways

Being Homeschooled

Where did you go to Highschool?
Oh I was homeschooled... I ride the short bus both ways.

by Had a reserved seat October 29, 2008

Shortbus

Myspace Internet Punk who recently had a kid.
Best Friends with Glam Trash Face.
Likes Trogdor. TROGDORRRRRR
Adores Domination.

"Yo did you see that dude shortbus! hes so rad"

by asianrice May 10, 2008

shortee

Shortee is the girl in the movie when papi’s the Hero
Shortee is the finest girl rocks those juicy ‘7s’
A shortee’s papi keeps her feelin’ high and her drama low
When papi calls her, “shortee”, she calls papi, “love”
She’s the girl who got with papi cuz he’s the only boo who does them freaky things

"Blair - that's my shortee."

by Sketchy McSketch April 30, 2005

Short

Used to describe a bag of marijuana that has less weed in it than you bought.

Guy #1: Checkout this fat quarter I got us fellas

Guy #2: Fat?? that looks like an eighth, that bag is fuckin short..call up your dealer and bitch to him..why did I give you my money?

Guy #3: yeah you got ripped off..u still gonna sell me a gram??

by 311smoke420 August 4, 2008