Sausage and Eggs

A less crude way of saying "dick and balls".

I went over to John's how this morning and he didn't even make me breakfast but I still had sausage and eggs

by dustybluebear August 1, 2020

Full Sausage

1. When an action is impressive.

2. An unexpected action.

3. An action with great force.

Girl, I swear, his dick went full sausage!

by Cookielicker69 September 14, 2018

Sausage log

A hole drilled into a log that is then filled with any kind of sausage product. Commonly used when a dildo is unavailable.

“My husband is out for the week! Time to dust off the old Sausage Log!”

by anonymous March 14, 2025

Microphone Sausage

When you put a sausage on a microphone so you can eat while hella gaming.

Person 1: I commuted microphone sausage yesterday
Person 2: Thats an act of war

by ItzzRyanYo September 16, 2020

Sausage Belt

A belt of man sausage....duh

Oh man, I forgot my belt - Here take my sausage belt

by Sausage Belt April 25, 2020

Sausage Bar

A bar composed primarily of insecure men. Patrons of sausage bars make anti-homosexual remarks, yet seem a little too close to their "bros".

"Hey let's go to <insert bar name>!"
"That's a sausage bar but I'm feeling my bros, let's go!"

by Bringindowntheblouse January 28, 2017

Sad sausage

a flaccid male penis - to hang about loosely

Man I can't get any ladies with this sad sausage in my pants.

by Whistlin' Willy November 19, 2020