Russian botox is when somebody punches you in the face and your lips get swelled for the next few days. Those with it should be proud to have it.
- Damn, Sam got the Russian botox?
- Yes, he got into a fight yesterday at a bar.
- What a madlad, I wish I could have it
- Yes, he got into a fight yesterday at a bar.
- What a madlad, I wish I could have it
by tolnickser January 3, 2021
Get the russian botoxmug. Any ridiculously high, often illegal climb up a tower, building or other structure, most commonly achieved by crazy Russians.
Did you see that video of the two kids who climbed to the top of the crane at the tip of the Shanghai Tower? It was the craziest Russian Climb I'v ever seen.
by Quazzy Hart May 16, 2014
Get the Russian Climbmug. A Russian breakfast consists of milk and a snickers bar (or any chocolate bar of choice)
Russian and Ukrainian forced on the front line don't have much food or rations, so they resort to drinking milk with snickers bars to help sustain them in the trenches
Russian and Ukrainian forced on the front line don't have much food or rations, so they resort to drinking milk with snickers bars to help sustain them in the trenches
Hey man, what you got there?
It's a Russian breakfast, milk and snickers to help sustain my stomach through this mornings lab
It's a Russian breakfast, milk and snickers to help sustain my stomach through this mornings lab
by Random-Bloke October 17, 2025
Get the Russian breakfastmug. A russian mosh pit is when a large group of soldiers are forced to have gay sex in a pit as a disciplinary action.
> Vladimir, for stealing the commander's vodka, you have been sentenced to a russian mosh pit!
> ебать!
> ебать!
by tiananmen square survivor January 21, 2024
Get the russian mosh pitmug. We are Babylonian but blind, blond, red haired. Better said subrace.
Eastern European countries not South.
Hungary and sometimes if you just born that way from one parent or random.
Eastern European countries not South.
Hungary and sometimes if you just born that way from one parent or random.
by Gonzalo555777 March 1, 2025
Get the The Russian Racemug. Mom: Who broke my vase?
Son: The russians did it.
Teacher: Where is your homework Brian.
Brian: I would tell you my dog ate it but I haven't a dog. So Putin stole it with a group of hacker and manipulated it.
Son: The russians did it.
Teacher: Where is your homework Brian.
Brian: I would tell you my dog ate it but I haven't a dog. So Putin stole it with a group of hacker and manipulated it.
by Putin_himself December 21, 2016
Get the The russians did it.mug. by anthonycuch4 August 2, 2017
Get the russian whirlpoolmug.