you are to short to ride this ride

You are to short.

Aaron you are to short to ride this ride

by Typed May 1, 2019

Drop the Tailgate and get Ready to Ride

When you’re rocking out, slaying, and making salty sailors sit on your lap while eating a werther’s original. ROLL TIDE!

“Drop the tailgate and get ready to ride” - BoxyFresh

by Bean60 December 14, 2020

ride

sexual intercourse with the female on top of the male (who lies on his back). The position is akin to her riding a bucking bronco.

She figures I'm a pretty good ride, she strips me, sucks my dick up hard, peels off her panties and straddles me. She guides me into her snatch, then rides me until either I cum or she cums and can't take the sensation anymore. If she comes first, then she finishes me with a hand job or she sucks me off.

by John R. January 2, 2004

Low ride

To wear your trousers in a silly looking way around the lower half of the upper legs, inspired from the 'prison bitch' look in American prisons, where orange overalls would be worn looser to apparently allow easier access to the anus. The style is usually worn by people who think they are 'gangster' but are actually not.

Low rider: Thoughts I look bad in low ridin' ma trousers.
Smart person X: Y, look at that chav thinking he is bad wearing his trousers like that.
Smart person Y: Yeah, what an idiot.

by TrueDefinition February 11, 2010

ridiculoud

a combination of ridiculous and loud

"Did you hear her today? She was absolutely ridiculoud!"

by Sara Tru December 14, 2008

RIDING SPARTAN

When two guys ride together on one motorcycle.

Jack: Hey, my motorcycle has a flat, can you give me a ride on yours to the service station?

John: No way dude. I don't want anyone seeing us riding spartan!

Jack: You're right, it is a pretty small town.

by Mr. Feltersnatch September 18, 2007

ridoncudiculous

(adj) extremely absurd or irrational

Eating ice cream with corn is ridoncudiculous.

by Hillel Buechler January 22, 2008