peter turtle

A Peter Turtle is the act of being so lonely that you have no choice but to sit home watch netflix and masterbate using your own tears as lubercation.

Hey Dale did you see that guy at lunch, poor fella he seems like a real Peter turtle.

by Maddog55 October 25, 2019

peter shim

sussy uwu baka that makes want to nut till all of the cum is gone.

in conclusion, have sex.

Peter! your great

"HIT IT YOUNGSTER!"-peter shim

by scott meier June 27, 2022

Peter

Peter struts around like he’s the mayor of Sass Town, population: himself. He’s got more sass than a cat in a tutu and enough insults to start a stand-up comedy career. If sarcasm were a sport, he’d be a gold medalist. And if snark were money, well, Peter would be living in a mansion made of eye rolls and smart remarks. He’s a menace alright.

That guy just called me fat! He’s definitely a Peter.

by Pseudonym9844 March 28, 2024

Ralph Peters

A physical and spiritual vomit of mixed bodily fluids and one's soul and humanity, usually occurring while paying lip service to or performing fellatio on a fascist or Nazi regime, often coinciding with cowardice.

Most people believed the commander was a good man until the Ralph Peters hit the floor.

by OneOfThoseSams June 10, 2013

Peter Barry

a fucking asshole who has no friends and a small dick

"Yo, is that Peter Barry? He's such a fucking asshole who has no friends and a small dick."

by daddy doug December 9, 2021

peter

bIg sHlOnG dOnG

noah beck has a big peter

by gang gang bih November 15, 2020

peter wood

A little dick/penis

Childish Gambino: Aye Chance you see that girl

Chance the rapper: yeah bro she seem mad

Childish Gambino: yeah because I said "All she needed was some..."
Chance the rapper: "peter wood"

by YungNoses May 27, 2017