Max

A Person, that dont like Teachers named Kretschmann or Daues

Damm I hate her so much I could be a Max

by wddawdawdawdwa May 13, 2017

HOT MAX

A way to describe the "Arriva Max" brand which is the best brand to ever exist. A colloquial term used by North eastern bus people

That is a HOT MAX bus. 7514 is a HOT MAX

by Cumty durex bumholes August 1, 2022

Max

Too stinky for his own good. He would instead make out with a rat than with his cousin. Has a great fear of an alligator biting his toes. Thinks he's big but really only has one ball.

Wow that max really only has one ball.

by Rampaging pedoodily July 2, 2022

Double Dirty Max

When you love putting goldfish up your ass and digesting them that way (the goldfish crackers)

mom: oh max your at it again…
max: hey mom. do you want to do the double dirty max with me?

by Lucario78854 October 13, 2023

Turd maxxing

When thy self freezes thy turd and sticks it in his anal cavity.

Clax: brayden stop Turd maxxing.
Brayden: I CANT STOP.

by gangster definitons March 19, 2024

Max

Max is the best person on Earth. If you think about perfection than think about Max. He is the Worlds prettiest person. And the best in every sport. It is just a god!!!

Max is the as God. Everyone wants a friend named Max

by Bram Lessc November 21, 2021

Max

A great guy who can eat a lot of Taco Bell. His Beamer probably has an oil leak, but that doesn't stop him from trying his best.

"Max's piss smells like Baja blast"
"Yeah that guys big as shit"

by XX GANGGANGKILLAZ5L XX April 30, 2025