Knouse

A skateboarder who gets the rotation or flip of every trick but never lands it....

-Ever since he started trying varials and tre flips he's became a Knouse

-He's such a Knouse when it come's to switch tricks

-What a Knouse, he'll never land any of those

Knouse by Hackyking January 9, 2010

max knouse 

Max Knouse has great hair and he is really HOT!!!

Max Knouse any wanna hang out
Sure I mean...YESSSSS
OK JEEZ

max knouse by Baseball 19283768 November 29, 2017

Kousei Arima 

The legendary pianist from Your lie in April. His name is both famous and infamous, the youngest winner of the Maihou competition. The human metronome, His mother's puppet, etc.
However, he stopped playing the piano for 2 years due to the death of his mother, Saki. But all this changes when he meets Kaori Miyazono, a young violinist, who tries to get him to play the piano again. And so Kousei, leaning on the one he loves the most, surpasses some of the most difficult moments of his life.
Unfortunately, all great things must come to an end, and he would face heartbreak once again. When Kaori, the love of his life, undergoes surgery in an attempt to prolong her life, so she could play one last duet with him. And she does, the 2 lovers play one last duet together, before she leaves him, forever...
*Sniff sniff*
At her funeral, his parents hand him a letter, addressed to him. And he reads it, he learns that Tsubaki, his childhood friend, loved him, however, the only 2 that didn't know were Tsubaki and himself. And learns that Kaori told one lie, she loved Watari(Hence the name, Your lie in April). However, his biggest and perhaps most devastating surprise, is this passage:
"I’m glad it was you."
"I hope this reaches you, Arima Kousei."
"I love you."
"I love you."
"I love you."
"I’m sorry we couldn’t eat all those canelés."
"I’m sorry I hit you so much."
"I’m sorry I was so selfish."
"I’m so, so, so, so sorry."
"Thank you for everything."

Miyazono Kaori

Kousei Arima, god pianist

Kousei Arima by Aluc_ard August 11, 2017

knoose 

When your friend fucks up the spelling of noose you came here hoping for a meaning but in all actuality it's spelled Noose and "Knoose" isn't a real word so you're all twats.

"Go hang yourself in a knoose"
"... You're an idiot..."

knoose by FUCKYOURGODDAMNPSEUDONYMS1 November 13, 2013

Knobsessed 

A complete knob jockeying slut, be they male or female. So obsessed with penises, that they don't even notice the guy attached to it. Every workplace, town and secondary school has one of these "knobsessed" individuals. Teenagers and middle aged guys often fall victim to the knobsessed. You can recognise them by their trousers (which are too tight) and their hair (which is too bleached/dyed/straightened/backcombed) and by their voice (which is too loud).

Ed- "Look at Tracey chatting up Darren"
Meg- "Ewww, he's a freak of nature!"
Ed- "I know, the girl is totally knobsessed"

"Donna didn't recognise me in town, even though we shagged last week. I think she was just knobsessed with me"

Knobsessed by MagickDio February 8, 2010

Tyler Knowseph 

Tyler Joseph but smarter

Tyler Joseph went to school, he came back as Tyler Knowseph

Tyler Knowseph by meeeeg October 12, 2016

Knobservation 

An opinion provided by a friend when you are acting like a dick.

Don't be offended mate, it's just a Knobservation.

Knobservation by Mandymooski August 11, 2015