An imaginary method of transportation used when one is too stoned to drive and is therefore not going anywhere. Used sarcastically in response to a request to drive somewhere.
High person: I am so stoned I can't even see straight right meow.
Friend: Dude, you should come over to my place and smoke with me.
High Person: Well why don't I just hop on my magical stony pony and trot on over there!
Friend: Dude, you should come over to my place and smoke with me.
High Person: Well why don't I just hop on my magical stony pony and trot on over there!
by Tiny_She_Titan February 2, 2013
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Person 1- " yo last night i gave my girlfriend a magic toothbrush."
Person 2- "eew.... wait what's a magic toothbrush?"
Person 1- " Bro look it up on Urban Dictionary."
Person 2- " (while looking at definition) dude your girlfriends a FREAK!!!"
Person 2- "eew.... wait what's a magic toothbrush?"
Person 1- " Bro look it up on Urban Dictionary."
Person 2- " (while looking at definition) dude your girlfriends a FREAK!!!"
by ObamaSt3AlsW33D December 2, 2013
Get the magic toothbrush mug.the miraculous, strange glue that is created when cum mixes with shower or bath water. This is both a bewildering mystery and an unparalleled shifting of states of matter that is still not understood by earth's scientists.
man 1 "what's with all those little balls of glue in the shower feller? they're all over my feet!"
man 2 " ahhhh, that will be magic sand mate I had a cheeky hand shandy in there earlier and neglected my clean up. Apologies"
man 2 " ahhhh, that will be magic sand mate I had a cheeky hand shandy in there earlier and neglected my clean up. Apologies"
by badger winnet September 8, 2016
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“How did you do on that test”
“I basically failed it”
“What did you get?”
“An A-“
“Ew you sound like a Maggie shut up you did great”
“I basically failed it”
“What did you get?”
“An A-“
“Ew you sound like a Maggie shut up you did great”
by And that’s the tea sis December 16, 2018
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by magicdust January 16, 2019
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Maggie is awesome!
by Bigman573 January 27, 2019
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