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Chucking wood

Last night, we caught little Joey chucking wood to the Sears catalog
by anonymous June 9, 2024
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nobu woods

nobu woods is a queens, new york native who is dominican, and his blend of smooth and dark r&b is as real as actual emotion. his music speaks the complexity of love and other feelings in a sound that grabs you and doesn't release. it's no coincidence his songs are as seductive as his face 🫦😊😏
i love nobu woods hahahahahaha drop another album hahahaha
by idkwhattoputmyusernameas February 27, 2025
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John wood

He’s a pussy in every way, and looks like a little faggot boy but it’s okay he’s slow
Look it’s the weird kid John Wood
by ?,? May 13, 2019
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Sappy Wood

The state your penis is in when you don't clean up after sex in the morning.
Wow! I sure do have one sappy wood!
by ThatOneOnlineCreep May 6, 2016
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Hoof Wood

Erectile hyperfunction; when a guy only needs a few seconds to slide in.
Put that damn hoof wood away! I already came 4 times.
by HardHoof November 1, 2015
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The Woody Wood Pecker

(v) verb: when a guy bends over to pick up something a chick runs up from behind in a strap-on and nails him in the pooper, while laughing like Woody Wood Pecker.
The Woody Wood Pecker: Chad got Woody Wood Peckered again when he was making his lady a sandwich.
by DominatrixLady March 12, 2025
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wood mushrooms

Dr I have wood mushrooms stuck up my ans, please remove it forthwith
by meisafairy February 15, 2020
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