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The Golden Arches 

verb-to golden arch

noun
A sex act where a woman kneels between two men, and the two men proceed to pee simultaneously in the air into the woman's mouth. The men should aim to make the piss parabolas as large and uniform as possible, thus creating a golden arch.
This bitch wanted a golden shower, so me and my bro took her through the drive-thru and gave her the golden arches.
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golden finger 

when you crumple your toilet paper and the layers arent right and you end up wiping your asshole with your finger. folding the toilet paper prevents this.
cmon...what more do you need?
golden finger by abbi mazz April 24, 2003

Golden Dick Bag Award 

1.Prize for those who achieve the pinnacle of Dickbag status.
2.A Dick Bagwhich has been previously been guilded in award winning fashion.
1.That fucker tripped me harder than I have ever been tripped before! He deserves a Golden Dickbag Award!
2.Look at that Dick Bag! Give that guy a Golden Dick Bag Award.

Golden Dome

The act of urinating in a persons mouth while receiving oral.
Jesse got golden dome from Amy last night. She loves the taste of pee.
Golden Dome by TheFrizz June 23, 2011

Rose Golden Shower 

When a girl urinates on you while she is on her period. Making the urine look like rose gold.
Dude! I love it when my girl is on her period
Why?
Rose Golden Shower
Doesn't it smell and taste like rusty coins
Hell yea it does!!
Rose Golden Shower by PeezyFaSheezy December 21, 2010

Goldberg 

To goldberg is to get fucked in the ass by a dinosaur and panda at the same time both in the ass and vagina. This is very common in the Land Before Time, a valley full of kronosaurs and Giant Panda bears. Most of the time, goldbergs are enacted on males with the first name of james and the last name of goldberg
"I can't sit because i got goldberged by dinokron and panda bear"
"That kid adam li just golberged me omg"
"HAHAHA he's walking funny because he got goldberged"
Goldberg by estack April 4, 2009

golden jewberwilly 

hmm i don't know one may inquire as to what these words do actually mean but it wont get them any where as they don't exist
Read the above you moron it doesn't exist "Golden jewberwilly"