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dry dick

When you forget to buy lube, because there are too many types of condoms at safeway.
Linda: I had to dry dick because i forgot the lube.
by the 6th grade blonde boy October 7, 2016
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Dry

Basically the opposite of funny. When someone cracks a joke that is so stupid it's not funny at all, it is considered dry.
Michela: What do you call a fly with no wings?

Alexandra: What?
Michela: A walk.
Alexandra: ...Dry.
by visontle October 18, 2022
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Wet-Dry World

A level in the video game "Super Mario 64". While originally not really a level many thought too much of, it evolved into an internet legend, with many stories told about the level.

When looked into deeper, the level has many oddities. Firstly, the odd and eerie skybox, theorised to be of a town in Yemen that looks extremely odd and out of place. Secondly, an abandoned town where you collect red coins gives way to many theories about how this town was abandoned or some other stories.

In all, the level gives people bad vibes, and was made forever famous by the infamous Mario 64 iceberg video by Mish Koz, with the famous entry "Wet-Dry World Negative Emotional Aura." While it may be overthinking too much (it almost certainly is), is there something really sinister behind this at first unremarkable level in Super Mario 64?
Me: Yo, whats your least favourite level in Mario 64?

Friend: Bro, it has to be Wet-Dry World. Not only is it a boring level, but it is also extremely eerie, and all in all gives me bad vibes whenever I play it

Me: There is the phenomenon called the Wet-Dry World negative emotional aura you know?

Friend: Ehh, I wont think too much about it.
by fortdyche February 18, 2025
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Dick Dry-Heaving

When you cum so many times that you run out of sperm and can no longer ejaculate during orgasm.
Tyrone: Damn that bitch sucked me so good I was dick dry-heaving.
by The_God_of_Tits_and_Wine September 23, 2019
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Dry

A conversation that is considered very boring or bland. It's usually the result of the person on the other end to either not be interested in talking or giving very vague responses to the conversation. This results in a feeling of uncertainty and anxiety within the other end of the conversation. Usually occurs online, but can happen in real life scenarios.
Person X: Hello! How are you
Person Y: Good.
Person X: That's good to hear.
(awkward pause)
Person X: Soo anything up?
Person Y: Nm.
Person X: Oh well I'm studying personally, it's kind of hard lol.
Person Y: Cool.
Person X: I mean not really??
(Awkward pause)
Person X and Y: God this is so dry.
by unoriginalUmbrella September 6, 2022
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Congolese dry-beating

A masturbation act.

To Congolese dry beat:- First, open up some gay porn pictures of black men twerking. Then rub iron filings all across your wiener and nuts, and proceed to jerk off. Continue pouring iron filings all across your dick, till you start bleeding. The iron infuses into your dick blood, forming tons of hemoglobin crap, causing more oxygen supply in your wee wee. Continue rubbing till the foreskin tears off and you start bleeding, and then pour tons of salt crystals over the injuries to amplify the pain and build muscle strength in your wiener. This will cause your foreskin to grow up.

Repeat for 10-20 times a day to boost T Levels
Skibidigyattsigma420: Wassup my fellow sigma rizzlers, wait, why isn't Joshua online, chat?

Balkanmuntmaxxer69000: He was Congolese dry-beating yesterday, he says he needs a day off to revive, so that he can try out soviet-jelqing.
by ACNHVillagersfatcock November 29, 2024
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dry pounded

Getting humped without being wet and him not using lube
Guy a: did you hook up with Stephanie?
Guy b: Yeah dude, she got fucking dry pounded!
by shamefuldaddy August 17, 2017
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