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dead soldier 

when your buddy is passed out on the couch and you use his or her hand to pleasure yourself
last night dub passed out on the couch and i used his hand to masturbate. best dead soldier i ever had!!!
dead soldier by phatty1971 January 25, 2011
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Dead Kennedys

Dig up her bones is wrong in saying the Dead Kennedys is a street punk band.
Dead Kennedys by sk8skanj November 3, 2004

dead piss 

the piss that leaves the penis before the spirm. (usually happens when stimulation isnt fast enough.)
Girl - Is that come?

Guy - No, its just dead piss. You didnt Stimulate me fast enough.
dead piss by T. Words July 21, 2006
Used to describe a stag (man about to be married at a party), who gets caught in a situation in which he's truly busted.
Jack: So, Nancy saw Joe and Dana at the stag party, huh?

Dan: Yeah, Joe's so a dead deer.
dead deer by Doukie February 17, 2009

Dead Duracell 

When you are having intercourse with a deaf girl and her hearing aid keeps ringing untill the batteries are competely drained.
I totaly gave the girl from the school for the deaf the dead duracell last night.
Dead Duracell by The Kaminsk July 21, 2009

Dead site 

A website that has not been visited or has had any changes in a very long time but is still on the internet. This site is considered to be dead. Dead sites can be revived.
abynrml.com is a dead site because it hasn't been used in 3 years.
Dead site by powergannon July 23, 2010