daniel george calvert

every night he sneaks into the hospital ward for old people and steals the bedpans, he then takes the pee and smeers it on his face as he considers it an elixir of youth.

me: you look pretty young daniel george calvert
daniel george calvert: thanks to old people

by fartbender January 12, 2024

Beyonce gizelle Knowles Carter

An American singer an superstar an millionaire

Do u know beyonce gizelle Knowles Carter yea she's the queen of all time.

by Alonceking600 August 8, 2024

Beyonce gizelle Knowles Carter

An American singer an superstar an millionaire

Do u know beyonce gizelle Knowles Carter yea she's the queen of all time.

by Alonceking600 August 8, 2024

Jimmy thy Cartered

To die of Melanoma at age 100

Timmy’s mom: Timmy, your great-great grandfather has Jimmy thy Cartered after a fight with Melanoma

Timmy: Zoo wee Mama!

On December 29th 2024 at 3:45pm EST former president Jimmy Carter has Jimmyed thy Carter after a year in hospice care, may he rest in peace

by JoeMama the II December 31, 2024

Carissa and Carter

Two people that even after everything could ever happen never seem to draw apart. When the two are together, there’s a shield where nothing from anyone else can get to them because they don’t care.

Carissa and Carter are cute people

by fishy40810 January 18, 2025

Spotomous corpus cavernosum

A rare breed of black bass belonging to the spot colony commonly found in the lustful waters of lake Norman, These fish have Coitus at least once a month and usually nest in large colony’s often imitating blue gill beds so they are easily confused by the below average angler

That’s Bream beds over there no hell no them is spotomous corpus cavernosum

by Fishing pro July 2, 2025