Shit cunt

Someone with the job title of “tree preservation officer”

I had to ask this shit cunt if I could build my house and he told me I can’t shave a few twigs off my trees. Utter shit cunt

by SickC January 4, 2023

Shit-Swapping

The act of pressing your and another person's anus together and defecating into the other person's anus, or the other person defecating into your anus.

Ray William Johnson: Last night I heard Sheila and MacDonald were Shit-Swapping!
Bart: What the hell is Shit-Swapping?
Ray William Johnson: MacDonald was letting Sheila take a fat dukey in his asshole!

by godzillamaster099 August 13, 2018

Shit Strangled

When you walk into a bathroom and are immediately repulsed by the stink of someone else's feculence and forced to evacuate.

I can never use the bathroom at work, as I have to fill out the Coroners report with the cause of death " Shit Strangled " and may soon lose my veterinary license.

by Xzyhle February 11, 2022

Shit Goblet

For a special kind of Arsehole

That van driver who almost killed me today was a real “Shit Goblet”

by Aknownmouse August 28, 2025

Shit

Emoji movie.

i just watched the emoji movie, it was shit.

by anonymous September 15, 2020

shitted feets

fitted sheets

Shitted feets arr impiratical for hotel use.

by arrrmatey2 September 4, 2022

[big shit sandwich]

verb- giving an unexpected or very intense disappointment to another person, team, group, ect.

The Giants gave the Patriots a big shit sandwich in the Superbowl.

by ǝɹǝɥsıʇdnɐɥ January 12, 2009