National They Wasted My Time Day

On August 9th it’s “ They wasted my time day. Post someone or multiple people who have wasted your time all these years.

“ Happy National They Wasted My Time Day “

by yobitchhhass August 2, 2022

that goat just ate my shit

that goat just ate my shit, its not great the goat will never lose the disgusting breath

oh damn, that goat just ate my shit, oh god the breath.

by joe mamas hairy balls August 2, 2022

My mom

A motherly figure that is belonging to me.

I love my mom.

by HalalMeat5000 August 2, 2022

I Love my Bingus

A Term used for the Cat "Bingus" When you love your bingus.

I Love my Bingus so much!
You dont though? I Love my Bingus!
When i saw bingus i pooped my pants because I Love my Bingus!

by river2380 August 3, 2022

gripping my patty

when someone calls you out for something you knowingly did but you didn’t want it to be brought up

person A: didn’t you say you didn’t like emma? so why did you hang out with her last night?

person B: not you gripping my patty

almost the same as “calling me out”

by pissy trissy August 4, 2022

Come to my house or send poo

When you put your address on UD because you like men to randomly turn up to fuck or send me fecal matter in a bag through the post with an email address attached so you can receive a vid of me smearing it all over myself.

Come to my house or send poo

by Smelliebellie August 6, 2022

my balls

my balls

my balls

by TehTardNugget August 6, 2022