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Upside down cup outside my door

You need to have more sex NOW
The upside down cup outside my door was much needed today
by answers August 8, 2022
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Slap my ass and call me porky

Well slap my ass and call me porky, little Jessica is one hell of a tap dancer
by Boyfromthecrik August 10, 2022
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Oh My Todd!

Often shortened as OMT, and used as a hashtag #ohmytodd or #omt, a general expression for the sudden realization your attorney -- in this case Todd -- might be the bee's knees.
I was just talking to him and then I realized... oh my Todd!
by UncleJohann1 August 10, 2022
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my boyfriend

i love love love love love my boyfriend!!!! :) hes so cool and has poofy hair that can turn into 2 tiny pigtails
someone: wheres the tall guy that always follows you around today?
me: tall guy? you mean my boyfriend? yea he's getting boba for us!

someone: wow, I wish I had a boyfriend like yours
by therandomfilipino August 10, 2022
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In my thoughts

To acknowledge that you are thinking about one or more things.
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sit on toilet paper and swing my feet

When something makes you feel super low; feeling bad
That made me feel like I could sit on toilet paper and swing my feet
by SheaHiStepn August 12, 2022
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my name is NOT BETH

The perfect response to "Somebody just called you deaf"
Also used when your name is Bethany and you don't want to be called Beth
'Dude she just called u DEAF! '

'What? '

' She called u deaf !! '

' Oh hell no, my name is NOT BETH '
by thecharacterwannie August 13, 2022
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