dirty coklin

When you stick an egg roll on your dick, masturbate, and then serve it at your grandmothers birthday party.

Granny didn’t like her egg roll…I wonder if Kyle dirty Coklin’d the egg rolls again.

by Wordsmith_smith April 22, 2023

dirty broox

The act of sucking a fart out of a girls ass and blowing it into another girls ass while she sings the national anthem.

Things got very patriotic last night when I pulled a dirty broox on Amy and Sarah

by Wordsmith_smith April 22, 2023

Dirty Dillio

When you shart while getting head from a hooker in a Wawa parking lot.

Had a Dirty Dillio session the other night after I pounded 24 ounces of coffee. It ruined my favorite pair of gym shorts.

by KingStabbin610 April 22, 2023

DIRTY KELISE

When you are quietly inserting a hamster into your anus and a friend shoves the pet cat up after it.

" I was preparing for a hot time with Hammy when (insert name) did a DIRTY KELISE on me, and now I have a dead rodent up my arse."

by Shittysmiffy April 22, 2023

Dirty Dozen Circle Jerk

That thing where you jerk off a dozen guys, two at a time; until they’ve all finished, or you dislocate your shoulders-whichever comes first

Life Pro Tip: Be the giver in dirty dozen circle jerks, your arms will always be toned!

by Fionna Schwab April 23, 2023

dirty emory

When you eat at Taco Tuesday and then shit on a girl's chest, and then tit fuck her.

Dude: that prostitute said she would give me a discount if I didn't ask her to do the DIRTY EMORY again.

Buddy: guess you ended up paying full price?

Dude: yep 👍

by Extra_long_grande_dong April 24, 2023

Dirty hurley

When a womans vagina smells like a dumpster but you hit it anyways and can still smell it the next day at work.

Guy 1 dude did you go fishing or something before work? Guy 2 nah i just pulled a dirty hurley last night here smell my hand. Guy 1 omg bro that smells like a fish markets dumpster.

by Scottydddddd April 25, 2023