A shit ton of cum

A slang used to describe large amounts of ejaculate.

James: " Would you look at the floor!"

John: " Well that's a shit ton of cum."

by AnnonDomminiDO819 November 19, 2023

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fixing shit

Fixing something completely random or unspecified. In most cases, if "shit" is replaced with "stuff", the sentences remain equivalent. If a possessive pronoun, like "your" or "their", is used between "fix" and "shit", this changes the meaning of "shit" to something along the lines of "mess", this often is referring to a personal mess, but also could be a social mess or physical mess.

Frank: "My parents aren't home, do you wanna come over?"
Evelyn: "I'm fixing shit right now, but I'm coming as soon as it's taken care of."

Daniel: *spills beans on the floor*
Claire: "You should probably fix this shit before someone slips and gets hurt."

Bob: "I lost all my life savings and the house because of a bet."
Alice: "You seriously gotta fix your shit man."

by Vebb November 15, 2023

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Dem lil shits

In reference to something

I'm finna move dem lil shits.

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Shit Winker

A term describing the anus or someone who is being rude or belligerent. Someone who is an Asshole.

When labelling an abrasive person...
"Why are you being so disrespectful? Stop acting like a SHIT WINKER!"

When describing anantomy...
"Aww man! I stuck my tongue so far up her SHIT WINKER, I tasted last nights dinner!"

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Shit the Bed

When they lost to FDU they Shit the Bed

One night after drinking heavily, I decided to give myself 2 IV bags cause I was super drunk. The good news was that I woke up without a hanger, bad news is that Purdued the bed. They really Shit the Bed

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Raid Shit

An incredibly useful, but useless skill.

Taking a huge dump in less than a minute because the break timer for the hardcore World of Warcraft raid is two minutes.

Raid leader: "Break time 2 minutes"
You: "BRB guys gotta take a raid shit"
-2 minutes later-
You: "Back."

by aerolock March 13, 2018

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