by DStanS October 1, 2017

by Tesco discount Isle November 12, 2019

“Wayne can I use your bathroom?”
“Yeah but, I haven’t flushed it in 4 weeks. The water authority shut my water off and I broke my supply line for “the shitter” “
“Okay, should I just run to sheets since you’re poor?”
“No it’s okay you can shit on my shit”
“Okay, what’s this white funk”
“That’s my kids you can shit on them”
“Damn I never knew how much I would enjoy shitting on’ kids!”
“Yeah but, I haven’t flushed it in 4 weeks. The water authority shut my water off and I broke my supply line for “the shitter” “
“Okay, should I just run to sheets since you’re poor?”
“No it’s okay you can shit on my shit”
“Okay, what’s this white funk”
“That’s my kids you can shit on them”
“Damn I never knew how much I would enjoy shitting on’ kids!”
by Wankertrickles66 January 10, 2022

A nome with an intense lust to slap your shit repeatedly until he orgasms in which he then proceeds to eat it and jump back into your yard.
by allahu Ackbar May 5, 2017

*smoke clears*
I donno wattafuck jus hoppin'. But I ron't really care. Imma getta fuk outta heh'
Fukka dis shit Im out.
I donno wattafuck jus hoppin'. But I ron't really care. Imma getta fuk outta heh'
Fukka dis shit Im out.
by ThisSiteIsOlderThanMe March 7, 2016

When you fail miserably, usually with style, on a given task. Most commonly used when you're given an advantage and/or something easy, and still manage to screw it up.
by Harry Pero Test Ease March 18, 2021

Shit in'a tub "Basically Mexican fries shoe horned into a burger box..must be ordered in a Texan cowboy accent in all countries. It's fries ,chilli mince beef, taco sauce and grated cheese, tastes ten times better when your wasted.
Shit in'a tub :Upon entering your local chipper or diner..whateves, just shout from the door dismissing the line of customers waiting on their order ,and at the top of your voice shout..YEE HAW! SHIT I'NA TUB!!! BRUV...al the pal
by Al the pal. October 19, 2022
