to use a numerous amount of ellipses in a sentence or sentences when responding to someone via text and capitalizing entire words for unnecessary emphasis
Sender of message: I... would LIKE to get to know you... if you're interested... please MESSAGE me...if you want...thanks...
Recipient of message: Wow - really captain kirking this aren't you.
Recipient of message: Wow - really captain kirking this aren't you.
by Bad_Idea_Fairy January 13, 2015
An alternative super hero that dwells in the west country of England. Often mistaken for Dustin Diamond or Jerry Seinfeld. His super powers are a very powerful rimming jaw and a throwing arm belieing his otherwise Mr Burns like stature.
by Micky Dolenz May 09, 2022
by HyPerEZ October 20, 2020
by PhoneGuyYT February 27, 2025
The baddest, biggest, boss cat ever created. Loves to be brushed and sleep on back. Has a gentle demeanor, watch out he can be an asshole if he dislikes you.
Everyone needs a little Captain toast cat in their life. He’s just a necessity in all persons lives.
by Jus being real January 28, 2018
A bartender who wears sandals and jeans, is obsessed with turning the televisions ever so slightly, and can not let you drink a beer without a coaster. He also sits with hot girls after his shifts and asks them if they want a drink, goes behind the bar to get them, and then he puts it on their tab. Big Dave Matthews fan.
by bangedyourmom69 January 18, 2017
After completing “The Captain’s Surprise” the giver will unplug from the receiver and then use the captains hat to catch any lose shit protruding from the asshole of the receiver. Then, the giver will place the shit filled hat on the receiver while blowing a foghorn.
The Captain’s Special (verb) Jonathan’s hair was caked with shit after receiving “The Captains Special” from Gary. The captains special was a shitty experience.
by Jamsandwich1 June 13, 2023