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mixing the johns 

when your mother washes your clothes and your underwear gets mixed with those of your father's.You put it on is feels like a t-shirt wrapped around your groin. The problem is that this leads to a very uncomfortable experience do to bunching up and some sweating.
Mamas been mixing the johns again!
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land of the jews 

where jon stewart hangs out
''im horny''
land of the jews by ty December 13, 2003
the act in which a male is having sex with a female while on her period and then pulls out to slap his penis across her mouth.
Hey dude, did you ever see the Batman movie? i made my girl look like the joker last night!
The Joker by Dirtier Than Dirt January 9, 2008

The Jaceman! 

The most taken advantage of guy in all of Missouri. But rightly so considering his always stocked fridge of Mt. Dews and an unhealthy love for FBLP.
Hey The Jaceman!, your printer is out of ink again. What's the deal?
The Jaceman! by MarcoPolo April 5, 2005

The Judy Rule 

The Judy Rule(2002) was established to keep women wholesome. Through careful thought provoking sessions the rule was founded as a way to keep women numbers down(sex partners). As it stands "wholesome women" are not to exceed more than two (2) new sex partners a year. Lets think women, 4 dudes a year after 10 years is 40 people, How are you going to explain that to your man or husband?
Damn she broke The Judy Rule a long time ago!
She did not follow The Judy Rule by no means!
I dont want to explain The Judy Rule because it may apply!
The Judy Rule by Eddiemo November 26, 2007

The Juggler 

when masterbating the person pulls the penis off to one direction and when in swings tward the other prepared hand it does on stroke and then the cylce is repeted
dude i totally did the juggler yesterday
The Juggler by NinjaZack!!! August 26, 2008