Hannah Pilkingtons, like that of the Katie Towlers, also reside in Hindley Green. They are typically tall so will not date any guy below 6ft. Speaking on 6ft, Hannah Pilkingtons also require guys to have 6ft penises because Hannah Pilkingtons often work as lifeguards and may need said 6ft penis as a life raft to help out drowning children ( in the most non-pedophilic way possible).
Guy of suitable height: Yo, bro, who's that over there?
Friend of a Hannah Pilkington: That's H-dogz and you're in luck as you're over 6ft! But wait, what's your dick size and can you swim?
Friend of a Hannah Pilkington: That's H-dogz and you're in luck as you're over 6ft! But wait, what's your dick size and can you swim?
by Lancashire Laddos September 15, 2017
Get the Hannah Pilkingtonmug. Paul Dano: I am such a fan of my biggest fan, Hannah. She is so cool I want to be her bestest friend. Oh golly the voices are getting louder
by totallyNOTahannah December 19, 2023
Get the Hannahmug. She is very kind to those that she trusts. Some people that betray her should watch their backs. She is a Blondie that is very talkative. This causes her and her friends' trouble. She has no meaning in trouble and feels lonely sometimes. This is weird because she is very nice. She is very underconfident but should be happy.
by TheRealHannah December 6, 2021
Get the Hannahmug. Hannah will be one of the greatest people you’ll ever meet, she’s funny, smart, cute, no amount of adjectives can describe how wonderful she is. Never skip out on dating/ befriending a Hannah.
Girl 1: So I’ve been talking to this amazing girl...
Girl 2: Is her name Hannah?
Girl 1: Yes! How’d you know?
Girl 2: They are always the best. :)
Girl 2: Is her name Hannah?
Girl 1: Yes! How’d you know?
Girl 2: They are always the best. :)
by qwertyhtr June 2, 2023
Get the Hannahmug.