tearky mc cheese ham everything

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Teacher: what are you having for thanksgiving, Malachi Davis?
Malachi Davis: tearky mc cheese ham everything

by elbest696 November 24, 2021

Ham packed

That point that you’ve eaten so much ham you could burst!

Sophie had devoured so much food she was ham packed

by The steamer 4 December 16, 2019

As-ham

Daddy. You may call him daddy. Also known as the son of Txltyyy, Wife of Aaron, and more.

girl1: as-ham is daddy
girl2: wtf? she's our mom

by hot girl 69 from maldives January 18, 2023

sit on a ham sandwich with mustard!

Only used in the direst of situations, when an extremely rude person is relentlessly insulting you. It is both a powerful offense and defense.

Tommy:'Did you hear what Sarah told Bob? She told him to sit on a ham sandwich with mustard!'
Jessica:'What happened to him?'
Tommy:'His eyes rolled back in his head, his blood fizzed and boiled, and his spine slid out of his anus!'

by Annnnnnoooonnnyyyyymooouuuuuss May 24, 2018

Coach Ham Lamb

The coach that makes the girls pull their shorts down in gym class. THE WORST COACH EVER!!!!!!!!

Coach Ham Lam: Girls come here
Me and my friends: What do you want now?
Coach Ham Lamb: Don't wear those shorts again!!!

by You're_a_whore November 19, 2019

Going Ham

To go hard at something, or put your all into it. Usually with aggression, or a positive go-to attitude!

"By golly, he's really going ham!"

"How do you know?"

"The clap of his asscheeks is telling me so!"

(Morse code via assclapping is the best on god)

by Nugget0w0 September 21, 2022

easy baked ham

idk but i’m finna turn u into one

“if u don’t stop i will turn u into an easy baked ham” - stupid freshman boi

by wdw.marais. January 1, 2020