rusty trumpet

1:Involves a woman eating out a guy's ass while concurrently tugging him off.
2:A trumpet that has been exposed to too much salty water. Probably the salt included with semen.

"Dude, I like soo got the best rusty trumpet last night. Fuck sexual intercourse."

"My trumpet is getting rather rusty. Tug over this this 2 ohm resistor instead. "Oh! 2 ohms! FASTER! Ohhh..."

by Christostorous III October 10, 2006

Rusty Nail

When you are having sex with a girl on a beach.
Then you pull out cover your dick with sand and ram it back into her vagina
It will feel like you rammed a rusty nail up inside her

I gave my girl a rusty nail

by Sharpie February 28, 2005

rusty dagger

A group of stoners, that icorperated the word n00b into their smoking sessions, got bored with it, and started to just state "rusty dagger..." whenever the n00b insult game got kicking off.

Rusty dagger being the main starting weapon on most MMORPG's, along with bronze armour and leather skull cap.

Dude 1: Pass the joint....aww you n00b, you spill the ashtray...

Dude 2: shut up dude, .....rusty dagger. *head shake*

Dude 1: oooohoo hoo hoo, bitchy..

by i_guarentee_no_one has_this_name August 13, 2006

Rusty Tide

the act of having sexual intercourse with a woman in a body of salt water while adding water to your hair until it dries into waves of hair. Also can be done while chugging a laxative (optional).
Can also be persormed on a water bed, but the intercoursers must be covered in salt water.

"Dude mike totally rusty tided the chick on the beach last night"

by Mike Iazzetto February 27, 2008

Rusty Venture

When you Jerk off so many times your dick gets red and sore.

Nathan hasn't had a girlfriend in 6 years, and every day he gives himself a Rusty Venture.

by Atticus620 November 25, 2010

rusty griswald

when you get poop on your penis after packing someone's fudge.

I bet that queer has a rusty griswald.

by Whothehellknows June 11, 2006

rusty trumpet

the act of, while performing sexual intercourse on a beach, pulling out and inserting meatrod into the sand, then back into the female's apparatus. the resulting friction causes sounds to come out of her mouth resembling that of a rusty trumpet (in reality, it is merely the experience of intense, searing pain in her lower torso)

dude, you gave her a rusty trumpet?

yeah man.

by crash December 22, 2004