CIA MAGIC

When someone goes missing and every one who knew them suddenly stops knowing them

Jeff knew to much, so we used some CIA Magic

by VVOOIIDD December 16, 2022

Basic Magic

Basic Magic: A phrase relating to elementary, stereotypical magical forces in fantasy media. This magic has no rules, limitations, origins or explanation.
Example in writing: Jane reached her hand around the knob and whispered, “Open sesame.”

The deadbolt slid back and like that she was in the KFC.

-totallyrealterms.com

"What kind of magic is in your story?"

"You know, just basic magic. Spells and stuff. And girl stomping another chick in a bear suit."

by billy crystal89 December 20, 2022

Magical

You damn well the world is magical bitch

Is the world a magical place?

by You nosey asl September 10, 2023

Magic United

There used to be a group of 5 girls Little did they know this project would lead to many problems, the idea was to study magic and maybe even try to learn it, (as in magic im talking about powers btw) the others agreed not thinking to much about it at the time, they never suspected they would actually learn real magic though, sure they believed in it but they dident expect to learn real magic, about a month or two later the 5 girls started to learn real magic, Chloe was able to form rocks only using her hands , Eva was able to create bubbles only using her hands, Sunny was able to do telekinesis, isa also learnt how to do telekinesis, and brooke was able to create and make flames disappear only using her hands, these girls were shocked when they discovered this but affter a while they calmed down and instead of being scared, they embraced there powers but however knew they had to keep it a secret.

Magic United was Both a gift and a curse

by Belinda F. Jordon September 15, 2023

Magical prince jonjon

Jonjon is a magical prince VTuber who is a tentacle obsessed furry. Jonjon is an old man who's married to a lovely wife named wifey.
Wifey dose not know about jonjons tentacle obsession or that he is indeed a furry.
Jonjon has three modes cat boy, cat, and dumpling. You can throw tentacles at all three and he will hate it.

Ya know, magical prince jonjon he's a tentacle obsessed purple cat boy.

by Weirdo anime girl sailor V September 18, 2023

magic schoolbus

When you’re fucking a girl from behind and take a shard of meth and shove it in her asshole with your thumb like your honking the horn, similar to driving the schoolbus

Last night when I was fucking your mom I fired up the old magic schoolbus.

by CrazyEyez September 30, 2023

The "Magic word(s)"

Most moms say this as a way to get their kids to mind their Ps and Qs. But really the magic word(s) are "HEY THIS IS LIBRARY" It means "mind your Ps and Qs" or "Say please" to get children to say their manners.

Ah ah ah, you didn't say the "magic word(s)"!

by ShhShhShh July 4, 2023