Bauer johns

just a random dude aspiring to be one of the greats. he's pretty hot too.

Dude 1: man you acting like a Bauer johns up in here.
Dude 2: oh I guess I am.

by urmomscodsquad May 12, 2020

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John slone

My retarded brother

John slone u a dumb ass

by Sy slone July 27, 2019

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The most sexiest man you will ever find, he is spoiled in money and has a pretty badass jeep that had a very fucked up volume but if he has his Mexican with him that shit will rock, he also has a badass 3000 laptop and is the coolest man ever, he is also loyal and down for everything except if it has beans or tomatoes

Oh John walter just got to cyber

by Baldie ricardy December 21, 2022

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John Milius

A gun loving writer and director. Who is famous for Apocolipse Now, Red Dawn, Big Wensday, and Conan the Barbarian just to name a few. Has 3 kids. Best friends are Steven Speilberg and George Lucas.

Im planning on making a shitload of good movies. Imma pull a John Milius.

by Dionysus1207 January 12, 2013

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John Donado

An unidentified man on a dance floor that is spinning out of control and taking anything out in his path and then exits the dance floor on the other side and disappears.

What happened to you? "I was at the club last night and a John Donado came out of nowhere and sent a skinny girl flying heels first into my face."

by SenorSauce March 2, 2023

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