dicking around

wasting time, not being productive.

"Stop dicking around & get to work."

by Staboner October 29, 2003

bread-dick

The stench of bread (especially multi grain bread) after it has been used to wipe down a sweaty dick.

Sally, is it just me or does this ticket shanty smell like bread-dick?

by Kornykornkornkornheluvzdatkorn June 22, 2016

Tito Dick

God himself

Going to church to pray for our lord and savior Tito Dick

by The Tito Worshiper July 14, 2017

Dick Chaining

To go from one dick to another, like chain smoking.

"OMG Sarah was so dick chaining last night"

by Zoayeeeee Hopper February 5, 2009

dick-stracted

(adj) to become distracted by an attractive man, especially one that commonly gives you sexual favours

I tried to stay angry at him, but he had me totally dick-stracted.

by Marc K July 29, 2005

Dick in the dirt

When someone gets knocked down or unconscious face first.

That pot brownie knocked Billy's dick in the dirt.

by Benstoned May 1, 2019

Shark dick

having a shark dick means that you enjoy having sex while your girl is on her period. Sharks go after blood.

Ralf has got a shark dick.

by Rhonda Mchillfinder September 23, 2012