A male individual who often has either skittles or jolly ranchers in hand/purse and finds himself mostly thinking or speaking about very inappropriate things involving other males, they spend a majority of their time either doing sexual Inappropriate things or watching porn and that's what most of their days in a week consist of they are very rude and don't have any patients they are also greedy people, with no respect for others.
Person 1. Damn, all you do is watch that garbage hey candy Boi
Person 2. The p*** i watch isn't garbage
Person 2. The p*** i watch isn't garbage
by Lord Zurg February 24, 2025
Get the Candy Boimug. Candi is a very sweet, kind, heart warming, loving, and shy girl. She can also have a little crazy personality when you least expect it. Candi is known for her She’s not very well liked by most women. Candi is the kind of woman to keep to herself and is often quiet. She is also a huge introvert. I often think that woman hate her and envy her because of her jaw dropping looks. She also has the best luck with boys! She can pull whoever she wants, but it doesn’t last unless she wants it to. She knows she can pull whatever man she wants and end it whenever she wants. She’s only been heart broken a few times, but that doesn’t stop her from getting a man’s attention! She doesn’t really mind what others think of her which is what pisses off everyone the most. When she gets insulted, she’ll laugh it off. If she get’s mistreated, she’ll shrug it off. If she gets hurt, she’ll walk it off. She’ll always stay unbothered. She doesn’t let anything hurt her, unless it’s her own feelings and actions that hurt her. She has the cutest fashion and a soothing voice that I could listen to all day and I won’t get bored of it. Candi makes sure that everyone is included and tries her hardest to put on smile on everyone’s faces when they’re at their lowest. When you hear her name, you’ll either smile or make a sour face. Loyalty is her middle name. If you share a secret with her and she barley knows you, you best believe she’ll keep that secret. Go find yourself a Candi, everyone needs her.
(Girl): have you’ve seen Candi’s outfit today? It’s so cute!
(Boy): not only that, but she looks gorgeous today. you think I got a chance with her?
(Girl): no way! she’s way to good for you! just look at her then look at you.
(Boy): I think she’ll let me in her circle, she gives everyone turn.
(Girl): I wish I could attract guys that easily. I feel so single, I’m practically in need of a boyfriend! it must be so easy for her.
(Boy): cute face, cute personality, cute body, she has it all. I wonder if her mom is cute too.
(Boy): not only that, but she looks gorgeous today. you think I got a chance with her?
(Girl): no way! she’s way to good for you! just look at her then look at you.
(Boy): I think she’ll let me in her circle, she gives everyone turn.
(Girl): I wish I could attract guys that easily. I feel so single, I’m practically in need of a boyfriend! it must be so easy for her.
(Boy): cute face, cute personality, cute body, she has it all. I wonder if her mom is cute too.
by Angilo November 21, 2023
Get the Candimug. by Butterbirb January 21, 2021
Get the Sky candymug. You're at the club with a drink in each hand, or driving keeping your 10 and 2 at the wheel, when all of a sudden your jam comes on. You can't chuck a full-on boogie; that'd just be irresponsible (and you'd probably spill your drink/crash), so what do you do? You give 'em a bit of shoulder candy. An alternating shrug to the beat, with just enough energy to keep things rolling.
I was double-parked with two pints and then my mate Isaac put on Groovejet, so I had to throw some shoulder candy around.
by Mac_Tonight October 30, 2018
Get the Shoulder Candymug. by repeels June 6, 2011
Get the foil candymug. by Billy Bronco Mooseknuckle March 28, 2019
Get the crushing candymug. 