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Sponge cake and cream cheese 

"Good." Both are food items associated with angelic or heavenly imagery (angel food cake, the cream cheese commercials with the angel eating bagels). Plus, both can be really good. Note that "sponge cake" and "cream cheese" are two separate entities, rather than a single dish. It's not that the situation would be as good as sponge cake with cream cheese, but that they are both delicious in their own right.
"If the copy machine doesn't break, then it'll all be sponge cake and cream cheese."
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duck cream 

it is the build up of sweat of the inner thigh of a female
Oh man all this sex, and now i have duck cream.
duck cream by bdog7 March 22, 2004
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Star Spangled Ice Cream

Ice Cream company offering Super-Premium Ice cream which donates 10% of its profits to conservative causes and displays conservative themes on its packaging.

Berries And Cream 

When A Guy Masturbates Or Busts A Nut On His own balls

Then The Girl Sucks The Cream And His Balls At The Same Time
Bob: Sucks My Nuts I'm About To Bust
Mary: Oh Yes Berries And Cream, What Fun!

Diarrhea Ice Cream 

The act of giving someone Diarrhea Ice Cream. To shit diarrhea in a condom and place within a freezer. After freezing overnight the shit is then removed from the condom. You then insert the solidified dump up your loved ones arse. The male would then insert his penis inside the anus and penetrate them until the male cums. By this time, the frozen shit would have melted. The person fucking the person then either feltches the mixture of cum and shit out of their lovers ass or they can make the lover do it themself.
"Do you want some diarrhea ice cream?"

"I'd love a good scoop. Let me just get out the condoms and straws"
Diarrhea Ice Cream by Tjay Holt October 7, 2007

Ass cream 

A white pastey discharge from the anus that occurs during intense sexual possitions. The discharge is caused by a fault in the kidney know as "kidneyitus". The cream is/can be injested by the owners friend/partner/relative as a substance that increases fertility. The cream is similar to that which is placed on deserts which, minus the taste, is fucking disgusting.
"I was having bondage with my sister last night."
"Doesn't she have kidneyitus?"
"Did she..?"
"Yes. Ass creamed all over my face."
"Dad...thats fucking disgusting."
Ass cream by Lindley August 1, 2006

Ice Cream Sandwich 

A threesome between two Black Men and 1 White Girl.
"Jamal and I gave Kelly an Ice Cream Sandwich"- Datrell
Ice Cream Sandwich by jhe394 July 29, 2009