browning expedition

The search for a toilet

"Hey john what's wrong?" "Can't talk now i'm on a browning expedition!'

by senor blanis November 22, 2009

Chris Browned

To forcefully beat upon a member of the female sex.

Chris : yesterday i went over to pauls house and saw the wierdest shit...

Joe : Yeah?

Chris : Yeah apparantly paul had asked for lasagne for dinner and Rachel has cooked him taco's he completely went off the Reservation and Straight up Chris Browned the Bitch!

by Briefencounter November 22, 2009

bite the brown

1. Anilingus.
2. Coprophagia.
3. Rimjob.

After they move into 69 position, they'll grab one another's ass-cheeks and bite the brown for the the better part of an hour if I had to guess. Those guys are shit-crazy!

by Tor Roxall December 4, 2009

browning porcelain

taking a shit, destroying the the bowl and leaving the skidmarks for the next occupant.

sam: whats up daz?
daz: someone has been browning porcelain!
sam: lol

by dirtywizard April 13, 2011

Mister Brown

My business associate with whom I meet on an almost unchanging basis every morning between the hours of 9 and 11:30 in the toilet. Mister Brown is smooth, sophisticated, and extremely professional. I always feel relieved after doing business with him.

Honey, I need an extremely large magazine. I'm going to be in session with Mister Brown for at least an hour.

by misterbrown June 2, 2011

crafty brown

"Crafty Brown" is a term used to describe just about anything that is done in a crafty way, mainly in the context of school life. Originally meaning "a quick sneaky fag" (probably at school), the term developed to mean any number of things of a "crafty" nature, including but not limited to: masturbation (in or out of school), copying homework, lying, sleeping during lessons, smoking, taking drugs, drinking alcohol, taking a quick poo (this is crafty because no-one is EVER supposed to take a dump at school), skiving off lessons and skiving off school.

It can also mean a person of asian descent who is crafty or shady in nature.

"Hey, im just goin' for a crafty brown" (means what you want it to mean)

"That Kiran is a right crafty brown"

by i_love_kiran_k_dawda March 4, 2007

brown winker

Location from which poop emerges.

He was bent over, giving them an eyeful of his brown winker.

by Luiggi April 25, 2008