brown hannibal 

a cigar made out of pooh. Used by fecal fiends as a toy at shit eating parties. Probably

...and there she was, on her arse, propped up against the wall, completely naked and covered in shit with a brown hannibal hanging out of her mouth...

brown hannibal by NUked Bug September 11, 2003

brown spoon 

When a bloke cant get enough of another blokes ass he enjoys the "brown spoon".

Andrew loves the brown spoon, he just cant keep is tounge out of there.

brown spoon by sascha tufts June 5, 2005

Brown Tonguer 

1. One who laps ass with such skill and precision that he becomes world renown!

2. Trouper the salad tosser

Check out the skillz on John! He's become quite the Brown Tonguer!

Brown Tonguer by Lone Avenger May 4, 2006

brown tea 

Toilet water steeped brown by an un-flushed poo.

I was on my cellphone in the rest stop bathroom pissing in the broken toilet. My hand slipped and the phone went right into the brown tea!

brown tea by Wretched Hendry June 12, 2008

brown death 

Disease caused by the Norovirus that causes nausea, diarrhea, and vomiting. Caused by ingesting poop, and spread by person-to-person or person-to-object contact (eg doorknobs). Also known as pooponic plague.

James got the brown death from touching the doorknob and then rubbing his eye. He was on the can for two days straight.

brown death by Adamsmasher April 3, 2009

brown-eye peek-a-boo 

Whilst someone slumbers, you clevery sneak up on them and lay a deuce(taking a shit) on their face. Then either get the f*ck out of there, or pretend you dont know how it happened when they wake up.

"Hey man, Charlie fell asleep early. Lets go play brown-eye peek-a-boo."

brown-eye peek-a-boo by Jack Me. Hoff. June 26, 2009

Brown Town Pummel

The same sexual acts described in the Hummel Pummel, but instead of reaching into a vagina and yanking the contents out, the one "pummeling" goes elbow deep into the anus and yanks out the contents.

"We felt like switching it up in the sack last night, so she let me give her the Brown Town Pummel"

Brown Town Pummel by cgormzzzzz December 22, 2009