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Alabama Busdriver

The Alabama busdriver is a unique form of a shit fetish. Step one, find a busdriver and enter the bus. You will not get off the bus intil the busdriver is done with their route. Step two, cut off the busdriver before they leave the bus and deliver a swift neck jab to their jugular vein, thus incapacitating them. Step three, you defecate in their oral cavity. Step four, bound them to the seat of the bus and leave them until morning.
This Danm bus driver missed my stop, so I gave er the ol’ Alabama busdriver. That outta show her.
by SweatyButFart March 22, 2025
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Alabama HorseShoe

When you obtain man milk and slather it on the bottom of someone's feet and let it crust
Person one: Im gonna give you an alabama horseshoe
Person two: Oh yes daddy i love my feet being crust
by c3rr0t July 4, 2025
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Alabama

Where your Step-Sister is your wife
My Step-Sister asked to help her with "homework" in Alabama
by AssassinKitty March 11, 2019
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Alabama Clanker

AI for White Nationalists. Derived from the song “Alabama Nigger” by the late Johnny Rebel, who served as pivotal figure in the White Supremacy Movement in the 1960s.
Alabama Clanker is much more uncensored than Venice AI. It can generate information that is often times racist and political incorrect (and inaccurate like many AI chatbots). It can generate information denying the Holocaust, slavery, and segregation.
by kinghiroichi1 September 8, 2025
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Alabama Jackpot

Jimmies gene pool got a little muddy after the Alabama Jackpot.
by Sp5 October 23, 2023
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alabama threesome

mitch: how'd the other night go?
alex: Didn't crack
alex: shes a fortress
alex: I hung out with her last night, but she ended up bringin her bro as a third wheel
alex: I feel like I could get in but its some work
mitch: forget it lol..
alex: Yeah
mitch: wtf was the bro there for ?? an alabama threesome?
by mitchelster December 2, 2010
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Alabama

The U.S State with one family tree line

The home of Incest & Rednecks

Anthems & Patriotic songs: Sweet Home Alabama/Free Bird

Capital: Montgomery
Largest City: Birmingham (Though Huntsville is technically the largest by land owned)

Demographics:

70% Redneck
30% Black

Politics: Really Conservative
Alabama Sucks
by IhateSouthTexas January 24, 2024
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