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Two Left Testicles

An figure of speech used to express how awful one is at sex (similar to how the expression "Two Left Feet" applies to a bad dancer).
Gee, Mary, I don't know about this... I've got two left testicles.
by FalconEyes September 25, 2011
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one seventy two

A park located between 256th & 257th street on 81st ave in Floral Park, Queens. notorious for its skater/biker crowd and insane drinking/smoking habits. The kids who chill there are very close and if you fuck with one of them you fuck with all of them.

Stay there after dark (after 9PM) and be prepared to get a summons from some awesome NYC cops. Grind a bench...get a summons. The NYPD are all over this park for the many illegal activities that go on here, but the kids don't care, they chill there anyway. 172crew. The originals.

Trails. Soccerfields. 249. Union & Hillside.

If you chill there you love it. You love everyone who chills there even though theres an endless amount of drama.
If you chill there you're proud for some reason, you can't help it. As much as you'd like to be like whatever its just a park, you know its not.

Its a way of life. It's a family. Where else would you chill everyday? Mandees? Maybe.
by stanchi October 26, 2006
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Two Man Job

A Two Man Job is the description of when a girl/man is too big for a singular person to handle, therefore relying on the help of a friend to get the job done.
How’d you get on with that Becca bird last night?

Don’t get me started, she was a two man job so I had to get Josh in to help!
by Baldemort April 12, 2021
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A Tale of Two Cities

An aweful, lengthy novel written by Charles Dickens about the French Revolution. Unfortunately, the violence of the era is left out from the narrative and replaced with a lame storyline that is difficult to follow without Cliffs Notes. Most high schoolers will be forced to read it for school. One of the worst books you may ever have the misfortune of reading.
"Class over the summer, you'll have to read A Tale of Two Cities."
"Noooooooooo!!!"
by write it, read it, paint it August 6, 2009
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meat and two veg

meat and two vegetables.


The male genitalia, for obvious reasons.
by Kung-fu Jesus July 30, 2004
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two finger salute

The act of making a "V" shape with your index and middle fingers, while placing them in front of your mouth with your tongue sticking out. When doing this, you must also make a grunting noise. This is used to imitate spreading a girl's vaginal lips and performing oral sex on her.
I really wanted Vanessa to know I wanted to hook up with her, so I gave her a two finger salute to show my intentions.
by dr. bj March 10, 2007
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Two peas in a pod

by Ramex January 21, 2015
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