A bus driver named Emily who is driving you and all your friends in a minivan type car and take them around wherever (usually McDonald's and she pays for all the food)
Friend 1: I'm gonna be catching the Emily bus today
Friend 2: oh cool can I come with?
Friend 1: sure she will probably take us to McDonald's again so let's get a free meal.
Friend 2: oh cool can I come with?
Friend 1: sure she will probably take us to McDonald's again so let's get a free meal.
by Grape dude and me January 2, 2024

My friend is a senior in High School and still rides the bus home. Someone get him a bus graduate degree.
by sweatyanddisgusting September 6, 2023

Jimmy: Mum can you drive me to school I don’t want to take that torturous bus!
Mum: Come on Jimmy it can’t be that bad
One day later...
R.I.P Jimmy, died from lack of entertainment on a bus
Mum: Come on Jimmy it can’t be that bad
One day later...
R.I.P Jimmy, died from lack of entertainment on a bus
by PSEUDONYMSUS November 10, 2017

That feeling you get when you are hella drunk and the world is spinning and you feel like you are being taken up by a UFO.
Bro 1: Dude how drunk were you last night?
Bro 2: I was so drunk I rode the alien bus bro, now I’m SO hungover.
Bro 2: I was so drunk I rode the alien bus bro, now I’m SO hungover.
by Deffochap November 11, 2022

by coleenthebeast September 17, 2017

by Brotitoterd April 23, 2017
