texasing

The act of being larger, or at least acting like you're larger, than anyone and everything.

God, look at John, texasing next to that bush over there. He's such a noob!

by Kloppy Pipecleaner September 11, 2011

texas blow horn

when a girl blows inside a guys ass and pulls on his dick

Joeann was risky tonight, so she gave Jim a texas blow horn.

by Burp sagget January 27, 2014

texas steam train

When you blow cigerrate, cigar, or vapor smoke into a girls vagina and then stick your penis and not let any smoke come out. Then you fuck her letting out little bits of smoke to resemble steam coming out of a train. This action can be done multiple times

Bro my girl loves trains and in bed last night, she taught me how the Texas Steam Train. I feel like a train conductor now.

by Dr.Doctors March 27, 2015

Texas Donut

A description of your asshole after you've have a really hard time dropping a turd. It feels like its stretched and shit is everywhere.

Dude, worst shit ever. Talk about a real texas donut.

by Trashboy November 16, 2014

texas elbow

A girl you wont go down on. Texas is in the south, and you can't lick your elbow.

I let her blow me but she was a texas elbow, that skank had a stinky pussy.

by MajorStinkee March 23, 2016

texas blow dryer

Texas blow dryer when you stick a blow dryer in a girls vagina while turned on and she gives you head

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by evaldesx_ September 18, 2016

Texas Messes

When you cum in your sisters mouth. Your mom walks in and starts to fuck you. You come again, but into the mothers mouth. Your sister and mother spit the cum into each other's pussy and then eat each other out.

I just witnessed the first Texas Messes in my life.

by Gay Fag Bag December 5, 2016